Kick it old school!

I don't understand why so many people hate the language of Shakespeare. In discussions of the book the "language issue" always finds its way out of the mouths of the readers, but my question is: Why is that such a huge deal?
If i could have it my way, i would love to be able to throw out an eloquent Shakespearean sentence when ever i wanted just to see the pondering look on the faces around me.